Because the actual news is too damn depressing.
Some of these headlinesay be false, but the masturbation one is true.
hmmmm yeah, tumblr would celebrate Aviation Day, marking barely over a century of human flight when birds had been flying for millions of years before the Wright brothers. never forget.
Tumblr hereby recognizes the accomplishments of birds.
#stuffonscoutshead - I’m two-tired to be riding a motorcycle.